Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday June 1, 2022

There was a young lady named Ransom Who was rogered three times...
There was a young lady named Ransom Who was rogered three times in a hansom. When she cried out for more A voice from the floor Replied, "My name is Simpson, not Samson."

There was a gay parson of Norton Whose prick, although thick,...
There was a gay parson of Norton Whose prick, although thick, was a short 'un. To make up for this loss, He had balls like a horse, And never spent less than a quartern.