Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday June 29, 2022

There was a young cook with the art Of making a delicious tart ...
There was a young cook with the art Of making a delicious tart With a handful of shit, Some snot and some spit, And he'd flavor the whole with a fart.

There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes. His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!

He who hoots with owls by night cannot soar with eagles by day.
He who hoots with owls by night cannot soar with eagles by day.