Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday June 17, 2022

A cocksucking steno named Beeman Remarked as she swallowed...
A cocksucking steno named Beeman Remarked as she swallowed my semen : "On my minuscule salary I must watch every calorie, So I get `ahead' eating you he-men!"

There once was a young man from Yuma Who attempted sex with...
There once was a young man from Yuma Who attempted sex with a puma He gave up real quick Minus nose, toes, and prick In obvious pain and ill huma.

1925 With a drink so good, 'tis folly to be thirsty 1929...
1925 With a drink so good, 'tis folly to be thirsty 1929 The high sign of refreshment 1929 The pause that refreshes 1930 It had to be good to get where it is 1932 The drink that makes a pause refreshing 1935 The pause that brings friends together 1937...

A couple of kids tried using pickles instead of paddles for...
A couple of kids tried using pickles instead of paddles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

Beware of computerized fortune-tellers!
Beware of computerized fortune-tellers!

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -- Groucho Marx

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have...
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and... Ooohh, that's much better. -- Steven Wright