Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday February 13, 2023

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking...
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.

There was a young man from Stamboul Who boasted so torrid...
There was a young man from Stamboul Who boasted so torrid a tool That each female crater Explored by this satyr Seemed almost unpleasantly cool.

Brain fried -- Core dumped
Brain fried -- Core dumped