Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday February 17, 2023

A charmer from old Amarillo, Sick of finding strange heads...
A charmer from old Amarillo, Sick of finding strange heads on her pillow, Decided one day That to keep men away She would stuff up her crevice with Brillo.

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with...
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

Our customers' paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.
Our customers' paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio...
The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.