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There was a young lass from Surat. The cheeks of her ass were...
There was a young lass from Surat. The cheeks of her ass were so fat That they had to be parted Whenever she farted, And also whenever she shat.

Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens,...
Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but much extinguishes it. -- Hannah More

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