Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday June 20, 2023

There was a young fellow of Kent Whose prick was so long that...
There was a young fellow of Kent Whose prick was so long that it bent, So to save himself trouble He put it in double, And instead of coming he went.

There was a young fellow of Mayence Who fucked his own arse...
There was a young fellow of Mayence Who fucked his own arse in defiance Not only of custom And morals, dad-bust him, But of most of the known laws of science.

There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in...
There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance. The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conductor, While the driver shot off in his pants.