Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday December 19, 2007

In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters...
In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current. -- Thomas Jefferson

She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're...
She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're looking good. -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"

We're all looking for a woman who can sit in a mini-skirt...
We're all looking for a woman who can sit in a mini-skirt and talk philosophy, executing both with confidence and style.

Since I hurt my pendulum My life is all erratic. My parrot...
Since I hurt my pendulum My life is all erratic. My parrot who was cordial Is now transmitting static. The carpet died, a palm collapsed, The cat keeps doing poo. The only thing that keeps me sane Is talking to my shoe. -- My Shoe