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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday December 15, 2007


If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold...
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing and...
By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing and he vows his passion is infinite, undying -- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying. -- Dorothy Parker, "Unfortunate Coincidence"

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