Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday December 3, 2007

A girl of the Enterprise crew Refused every offer to screw...
A girl of the Enterprise crew Refused every offer to screw. But a Vulcan named Spock Crawled under her smock, And now she is eating for two.

There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill...
There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill to get grist with. The miller's son Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with.

I have a dream. I have a dream that one day, on the red hills...
I have a dream. I have a dream that one day, on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I place economy among the first and most important virtues,...
I place economy among the first and most important virtues, and public debt as the greatest of dangers to be feared. To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. If we run into such debts, we must be taxed...

In Germany they first came for the Communists and I didn't...
In Germany they first came for the Communists and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't...

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere...
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.

It follows that any commander in chief who undertakes to carry...
It follows that any commander in chief who undertakes to carry out a plan which he considers defective is at fault; he must put forth his reasons, insist of the plan being changed, and finally tender his resignation rather than be the instrument of...

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

It's important that people know what you stand for. It's more...
It's important that people know what you stand for. It's more important that they know what you won't stand for.

Nothing that's forced can ever be right, If it doesn't come...
Nothing that's forced can ever be right, If it doesn't come naturally, leave it. That's what she said as she turned out the light, And we bent our backs as slaves of the night, Then she lowered her guard and showed me the scars She got from trying...

The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours...
The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.