Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 28, 2007

GENIUS: Person clever enough to be born in the right...
GENIUS: Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying all the right things to all the right people.

Physician: One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and...
Physician: One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. -- Ambrose Bierce

A fool and his honey are soon parted.
A fool and his honey are soon parted.

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. -- Ruth...
A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. -- Ruth Weston

Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!