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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday December 26, 2007


Help! I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!
Help! I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!

A lady removing her scanties, Heard them crackle electrical...
A lady removing her scanties, Heard them crackle electrical chanties. Said her beau, "Have no fear, For the reason is clear: You simply have amps in your panties.

Raffiniert ist der Herrgott aber boshaft ist er nicht...
Raffiniert ist der Herrgott aber boshaft ist er nicht. -- Albert Einstein

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