Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday December 6, 2007

When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company...
When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all. -- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"

God doesn't play dice. -- Albert Einstein
God doesn't play dice. -- Albert Einstein

God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean. --...
God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean. -- Albert Einstein

I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos...
I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos. -- Albert Einstein, on the randomness of quantum mechanics

If for every rule there is an exception, then we have...
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule. If we accept "For every rule there is an exception" as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since...