Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday December 29, 2007

Felix Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic...
Felix Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadroped, carniverous by nature. Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,...

Some of the most interesting documents from Sweden's middle...
Some of the most interesting documents from Sweden's middle ages are the old county laws (well, we never had counties but it's the nearest equivalent I can find for "landskap"). These laws were written down sometime in the 13th century,...

T-shirt of the Day: Head for the Mountains ...
T-shirt of the Day: Head for the Mountains -- courtesy Anheuser-Busch beer Followup T-shirt of the Day (on the same scenic background): If you liked the mountains, head for the Busch! -- courtesy someone...

Nature abhors a virgin -- a frozen asset. --...
Nature abhors a virgin -- a frozen asset. -- Clare Booth Luce

She been married so many times she got rice marks all over...
She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Waits

A person who has nothing looks at all there is and wants...
A person who has nothing looks at all there is and wants something. A person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest.

A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away...
A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away. A real friend is someone you can use over and over again.

A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.

Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight...
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other. -- Honore DeBalzac

Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles.
Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles.

God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.
God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.

It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More...
It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money. -- Tom T. Hall, "The Secret of Life"