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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday May 12, 2007


History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.

There are no answers, only cross-references. --...
There are no answers, only cross-references. -- Weiner

Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the...
Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket"--which is but a manner of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention;" but the wise man saith, "Put all your eggs in the one basket and--WATCH THAT...

My idea of roughing it is when room service is late.
My idea of roughing it is when room service is late.

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