Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday May 16, 2007

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, While wiping his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

A bird in the hand is dead.
A bird in the hand is dead.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know...
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.

On a clear disk, you can seek forever.
On a clear disk, you can seek forever.

The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have...
The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

I like being single. I'm always there when I need me...
I like being single. I'm always there when I need me. -- Art Leo