Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday May 24, 2007

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble...
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy... neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.

There once was a chick named Longet, Who went out to Aspen...
There once was a chick named Longet, Who went out to Aspen to play. Along came a Spyder, Who sat down beside her And she blew the poor bastard away.

I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling,...
I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after. -- Chick