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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday May 9, 2007


Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if...
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

Don't know what time I'll be back, Mom. Probably soon after...
Don't know what time I'll be back, Mom. Probably soon after she throws me out.

Don't lose Your head To gain a minute You need your head Your...
Don't lose Your head To gain a minute You need your head Your brains are in it. -- Burma Shave

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