Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday May 13, 2007

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he...
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. -- Oscar Wilde

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems...
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. -- P. Erdos

A rapturous young fellatrix One day was at work on five...
A rapturous young fellatrix One day was at work on five pricks. With an unholy cry She whipped out her glass eye: "Tell the boys I can now take on six."

Visas erat: huic geminarum Dispar modus testicularum: ...
Visas erat: huic geminarum Dispar modus testicularum: Minor haec nihili, Palma triplici, Jam fecerat altera clarum.

My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask...
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay In better spirits night and day.