Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday May 5, 2007

A widow is more sought after than an old maid of the same age...
A widow is more sought after than an old maid of the same age. -- Addison

There was a young man from Salinas Who had an extremely long...
There was a young man from Salinas Who had an extremely long penis: Believe it or not, When he lay on his cot It reached from Marin to Martinez.

I don't want a pickle, I just wanna ride on...
I don't want a pickle, I just wanna ride on my motorsickle. And I don't want to die, I just want to ride on my motorcy. Cle. -- Arlo Guthrie