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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday May 21, 2007


Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

I like being single. I'm always there when I need me...
I like being single. I'm always there when I need me. -- Art Leo

I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that...
I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped Europa. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero

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