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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday May 17, 2007


Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand...
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

Felix Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic...
Felix Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadroped, carniverous by nature. Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,...

Why be a man when you can be a success? --...
Why be a man when you can be a success? -- Bertolt Brecht

"If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary...
"If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it." -- Karl Lehenbauer

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game...
Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too? -- Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox

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