Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 26, 2007

"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have...
"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere."

Last yeer I kudn't spel Engineer. Now I are won.
Last yeer I kudn't spel Engineer. Now I are won.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Magnet, n.: Something acted upon by magnetism. Magnetism, n.:...
Magnet, n.: Something acted upon by magnetism. Magnetism, n.: Something acting upon a magnet. The two preceding definitions are condensed from the works of one thousand eminent scientists, who have illuminated the subject with a great white light,...

Man is by nature a political animal. --...
Man is by nature a political animal. -- Aristotle

We're all in this alone. -- Lily Tomlin
We're all in this alone. -- Lily Tomlin

Every solution breeds new problems.
Every solution breeds new problems.

Every country has the government it deserves...
Every country has the government it deserves. -- Joseph De Maistre

Do your otters do the shimmy? Do they like to shake their...
Do your otters do the shimmy? Do they like to shake their tails? Do your wombats sleep in tophats? Is your garden full of snails?

It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More...
It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money. -- Tom T. Hall, "The Secret of Life"