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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 7, 2007


The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Antonio Antonio Was tired of living alonio He thought he would...
Antonio Antonio Was tired of living alonio He thought he would woo Antonio Antonio Miss Lucamy Lu, Rode of on his polo ponio Miss Lucamy Lucy Molonio. And found the maid ...

Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed...
Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.

Computer Science is the only discipline in which we view adding...
Computer Science is the only discipline in which we view adding a new wing to a building as being maintenance -- Jim Horning

Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place...
Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love...
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)

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