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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday September 9, 2007


A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation...
A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation. -- C.E. Ayres

Life is the living you do, Death is the living you don't do...
Life is the living you do, Death is the living you don't do. -- Joseph Pintauro

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over...
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." -- Will Rogers

"I hate the itching. But I don't mind...
"I hate the itching. But I don't mind the swelling." -- new buzz phrase, like "Where's the Beef?" that David Letterman's trying to get everyone to start saying

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have...
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway

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