Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 27, 2007

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre...
Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre Dumas

"If that makes any sense to you, you have a...
"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem." -- C. Durance, Computer Science 234

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't...
Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. -- Daniel J. Boorstin

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been...
Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. -- B.F. Skinner

Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: ...
Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: "Why will this work?" Management: "When will this work?" Liberal Arts: "Do you want fries with that?"

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your...
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.

Ladybug, ladybug, Look to your stern! Your house is...
Ladybug, ladybug, Look to your stern! Your house is on fire, Your children will burn! So jump ye and sing, for The very first time The four lines above Have been put into rhyme. -- Walt Kelly