Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 6, 2007

"The Computer made me do it."
"The Computer made me do it."

Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite...
Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.

The Fifth Rule: You have taken yourself too seriously.
The Fifth Rule: You have taken yourself too seriously.

The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be...
The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people. -- Donald N. Smith, president of Burger King

To everything there is a season, a time for every pupose under...
To everything there is a season, a time for every pupose under heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; A time to plant, and a time to pluck what is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; A time to break down, and a time to build up; A time...

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love...
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)

If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some...
If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some. -- Ben Franklin