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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday September 8, 2007


I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known...
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known. -- Walt Disney

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in...
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None: The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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