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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 4, 2007


It is like saying that for the cause of peace, God and...
It is like saying that for the cause of peace, God and the Devil will have a high-level meeting. -- Rev. Carl McIntire, on Nixon's China trip

"The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's...
"The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a walnut." -- some dinosaurs from The Far Side, by Gary Larson

"MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took...
"MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years of careful development." (By dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca)

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