Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday November 17, 2007

Conjecture: All odd numbers are prime. Mathematician's...
Conjecture: All odd numbers are prime. Mathematician's Proof: 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. By induction, all odd numbers are prime. Physicist's Proof: 3 is prime. 5 is prime...

Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life: If you have...
Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life: If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.

Zall's Laws: (1) Any time you get a mouthful of...
Zall's Laws: (1) Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong. (2) How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

perfect guest: One who makes his host feel at home.
perfect guest: One who makes his host feel at home.

pessimist: A man who spends all his time worrying about...
pessimist: A man who spends all his time worrying about how he can keep the wolf from the door. optimist: A man who refuses to see the wolf until he seizes the seat of his pants. opportunist: A man who invites...

timesharing, n: An access method whereby one computer...
timesharing, n: An access method whereby one computer abuses many people.

A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without...
A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.

Computers have a lot in common with air conditioners: Once...
Computers have a lot in common with air conditioners: Once you open WINDOWS, they stop working properly.