Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 30, 2007

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying? A:...
Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying? A: When his lips move.

Two men looked out from the prison bars, One saw mud-- ...
Two men looked out from the prison bars, One saw mud-- The other saw stars. Now let me get this right: two prisoners are looking out the window. While one of them was looking at all the mud -- the other one got hit in the head.

If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
If you fail to plan, plan to fail.