Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday November 6, 2007

There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with...
There was a young lady of Gaza Who shaved her cunt bare with a razor. The crabs, in a lump, Made tracks to her rump - This passing parade did amaze her.

I think that all good, right thinking people in this country...
I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick...

I use not only all the brains I have, but all those I...
I use not only all the brains I have, but all those I can borrow as well. -- Woodrow Wilson

The scum also rises. -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
The scum also rises. -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all...
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda S-O-D-A soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda Y-O-D-A Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo...