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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday July 18, 2007


Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

'Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks Did gyre and gimble in their...
'Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks Did gyre and gimble in their cave All mimsy was the CS-VAX And Cory raths outgrabe. "Beware the software rot, my son! The faults that bite, the jobs that thrash! Beware the broken pipe, and shun The frumious...

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