Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday July 13, 2007

There was a young man of Arras Who stretched himself out on...
There was a young man of Arras Who stretched himself out on the grass, And with no little trouble, He bent himself double, And stuck his prick well up his ass.

There was a young man of Calcutta, Who tried to write...
There was a young man of Calcutta, Who tried to write "cunt" on a shutter. When he got to c-u, A pious Hindoo Knocked him ass-over-head in the gutter.