Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday July 24, 2007

"Dump the condiments. If we are to be eaten, we don't...
"Dump the condiments. If we are to be eaten, we don't need to taste good." -- "Visionaries" cartoon

Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a...
Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example.

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have...
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway