Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 19, 2007

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

If your enemy is buried in quicksand up to his neck, pull...
If your enemy is buried in quicksand up to his neck, pull him out. If he is buried up to his eyes, step on his head. -- Niccoli Machiavelli, "The Prince"

Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes, Calm down, it's only bits...
Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes, Calm down, it's only bits and bytes, Calm down, and speak to me in English, Please realize that I'm not one of your computerites.