Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday August 17, 2007

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Scintilate, scintilate, globule vivific, Fain how I pause...
Scintilate, scintilate, globule vivific, Fain how I pause at your nature specific, Loftily poised in the ether capacious, Highly resembling a gem carbonaceous. Scintilate, scintilate, globule vivific, Fain how I pause at your nature specific.

Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like...
Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey? A: Nothing.