Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 14, 2007

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves...
There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves a man's life, he is grateful. -- Nona, the Kanuto which woman, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8.

We seldom repent talking too little, but very often talking...
We seldom repent talking too little, but very often talking too much. -- Jean de la Bruyere

What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.
What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.