Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday August 29, 2007

If the master dies and the disciple grieves, the lives of both...
If the master dies and the disciple grieves, the lives of both have been wasted.

Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that...
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot. But hate is the verb that to me is superb, And Love but a drug on the mart. Any kiddie in school can love like...

Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever...
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail ever clinking.

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"