Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday August 18, 2007

There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse,...
There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse, and died. He had a twin brother Who fell in another And now they're interred side by side.

There are some things worth dying for. -- Kirk,...
There are some things worth dying for. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7

There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy...
There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war. Except its ending. -- Abraham Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5