Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 24, 2014

WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: Firings will continue until morale...
WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: Firings will continue until morale improves.

When you have shot and killed a man you have in some...
When you have shot and killed a man you have in some measure clarified your attitude toward him. You have given a definite answer to a definite problem. For better or worse you have acted decisively. In a way, the next move is up to him...

There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of...
There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of a pin. Said his girl with a laugh As she felt his staff, "This won't be much of a sin."

Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, ...
Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, We attend and amend Which means that from morning And contend and defend to night, Without a conclusion in sight. We confer and concur, We defer...