Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 14, 2014

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be televised.

An amazon giantess named Dunne Let a midget screw her for fun...
An amazon giantess named Dunne Let a midget screw her for fun. But the poor little runt Was engulfed in her cunt And re-born as the twin of his son.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."

"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went...
"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back."

Let us go then you and I while the night is laid out against...
Let us go then you and I while the night is laid out against the sky like a smear of mustard on an old pork pie. "Nice poem Tom. I have ideas for changes though, why not come over?" -- Ezra

Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets, The muttering...
Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets, The muttering retreats Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells: Streets that follow like a tedious argument Of insidious intent To lead you to...