Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 13, 2014

A computer called Illiac4 Had a rather tough bug in its core...
A computer called Illiac4 Had a rather tough bug in its core. It chewed up its cards And spewed yards and yards Of illegible tape on the floor.

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except...
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand. -- Peter Oakley

I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed...
I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed. -- Calvin Trillin

I don't have an eating problem. I eat. I get fat. I buy...
I don't have an eating problem. I eat. I get fat. I buy new clothes. No problem.

I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke...
I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke. I think I saw God. -- B. Hathrume Duk

I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.