Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday May 16, 2014

Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything...
Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed. -- Irene Peter

Are Women Human? In the year 584, in Lyon, France, 43 Catholic...
Are Women Human? In the year 584, in Lyon, France, 43 Catholic bishops and 20 men representing other bishops, after a lengthy debate, took a vote. The results were 32 yes, 31 no. Women were declared human by one vote.

There once was a man named Parridge With peculiar views...
There once was a man named Parridge With peculiar views on marriage. He sucked off his brother, Fucked his own mother, And gobbled his sister's miscarriage.