Freebsd Fortunes 4

Kaufman's Law:
        A policy is a restrictive document to prevent a recurrence
        of a single incident, in which that incident is never mentioned.

Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.
                -- Mae West

Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.

Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp! cries she
With silent lips.  Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me...
                -- Emma Lazarus, "The New Colossus"

Keep cool, but don't freeze.
                -- Hellman's Mayonnaise

Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.

Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.

Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee:
        1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc
           straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this
           force is technically termed "car suck").
        2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive
           than "Watch this!"
        3) The probability of a Frisbee hitting something is directly
           proportional to the cost of hitting it.  For instance, a
           Frisbee will always head directly towards a policeman or
           a little old lady rather than the beat up Chevy.
        4) Your best throw happens when no one is watching; when the
           cute girl you've been trying to impress is watching, the
           Frisbee will invariably bounce out of your hand or hit you
           in the head and knock you silly.

Keep it short for pithy sake.

Keep on keepin' on.