Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday May 23, 2015

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin on his weeny. Just to be couth, He added vermouth, And slipped his girlfriend a martini.

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

Everybody is going somewhere!! It's probably a garage sale...
Everybody is going somewhere!! It's probably a garage sale or a disaster Movie!!

My life is a patio of fun!
My life is a patio of fun!

Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.