Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday May 4, 2015

... If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in...
... If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead ... -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair...

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.
You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.