Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 16, 2018

A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints...
A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints in their niches stir And each morning at matin Her breast in pink satin Made the bishop of Chichester's breeches stir.

An Argentine gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Fucking is...
An Argentine gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Fucking is one thing I do know. Women are fine And sheep are divine But llamas are numero uno."

Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!
Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!

If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset.
If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset.

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f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.