Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 4, 2019

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

There once was a freshman named Lin, Whose tool was as thin...
There once was a freshman named Lin, Whose tool was as thin as a pin, A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said "This won't be much of a sin."

There was a young fellow named Meek Who invented a lingual...
There was a young fellow named Meek Who invented a lingual technique. It drove women frantic, And made them romantic, And wore all the hair off his cheek.