Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 13, 2019

A scandal involving an oyster Sent the Countess of Clews to...
A scandal involving an oyster Sent the Countess of Clews to a cloister She preferred it, in bed, To the count (so she said) 'Cause it's longer and stronger and moister.

An indefatigable woman named Bavel Had often occasion...
An indefatigable woman named Bavel Had often occasion to travel; On the way she would sit And furiously knit, And on the way back she'd unravel. -- Edward Gorey